"Billy where is your homework?"
"im sorry Ms. Klein my dog- *sees dog in the window make a throat cutting motion* -gone cat ate it”
IM LAUGHING SO HARD at #6 omFG how do these people even survive
why would you even put an iron in a washing machine…
omg #9 is such an accurate representation of my life
is there a month between april and june?
you can’t answer your own jokes
“why did the chicken cross the road?” “why” “sorry cant answer my own jokes ur gonna have to find the solution yourself”
This was at the Michigan concert lol
LMAAAO, she forreal started recording them
she is one of us.